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Gutless Depraved Reprobates Actus Reus Scuppered,  Wily Intrepid Captive Delivers Degenerates Nefarious Machinations, Crowning Coup De Grace.

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Current Confederate Collective Containing Congress, Committees, Corporations & Coaxing Ex-Colleagues Competency’s Curved & Curled. Coherent Conjunctive Calculations Concerning Coming Cost-cut Calamity Clearly Contrived. Cryptic Conclusion, Commoner Class Cumulative Commodity Caches.

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Dow’s Definite Drive Deepens under Deceptive Devalued Dollar Dumps. Destined Descent to Devastation and Doom Due to Dullard’s Daft Diminution Decision.

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Pew Publishes Paper on Press’s Pundit Plague Pushing Public from Permuted Programs Propagandist Preaching.

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Ecumenically Embattled Dichotomous Confrères Boxed Economic Ideologies, Barrier to Practical Progress.

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Pathetically Pietistic Pact Pledged Politicians Policies, Place Populaces in Piteous Position of Perpetual Poverty Panic, Pushing Public to Prospicient Practices. A Pluralized Patsy Punishment, so the Planned Perpetration of Plunderings by the Privileged Players Persists.

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Government’s and Greed Groups Grab from Greek Garage Sale, Gaining Ground and Gold by Globalization’s Growing Graft.